Wierd reality

• Children with bigger feet are statistically better at spelling
• In Europe birth rates are higher in areas with more storks
• The largest desert in the world is Antarctica.
• The sale of ice cream has a strong positive correlation with both shark attacks and drownings.
• 90% of criminals in america have played tetris at some point.
• 100% of people struck by lightning die.
• 6 out of 7 dwarves are not Happy
• All mushrooms are edible, but some only once.
• The average person has less than two legs.
• Oil is technically a renewable resource. I just operate on a much longer timeline.
• This is a picture of me when I was younger.
• Every picture of you is a picture of you when you were younger. (Hedberg)
• Today is the last day of your life, so far.
• Lost items are always found in the last place one looks.
• You think I am 99% Ape genetically. Genetically, you are 50% banana.
• Celibacy is not hereditary.
• I am only addicted to higher Serotonin and dopamine.
• People who have more birthdays live longer.
• Christian Belief: Carpenters have the highest rate of resurrection per capita of any profession.